"Hi Mom I'm in the middle of something, but I can still chat"

BABYman likes to keep his Momma close - next to the lube and the candles.I was "talking" to this douche who was in the biz school at Columbia and his way of making plans or let's just call it what it was..."hook up plans," was to call and say, "I wanted to touch base with you so we could put something on the calendar." Yeah I'll touch your base and penis that one in, I mean pencil that one in.

One time I was LITERALLY in the middle of having sex with this guy, his phone rang, it was his mom...and he answered. That is a true story my friend.

Ever heard of voicemail?

(Thanks ANON in NY)