BABYmen is born! When they came out of the womb they were oh so innocent, delicate and existed without an ounce of cockiness. Ahhh...but then Momma made them "her boys" and us ladies, well let's face it, we'll never be good enough for them, these beings with the golden nutsacks, these 'gifts from god!'The fodder for BABYmen has been around for years...us ladies have collected these stories, wrote about them in our diaries, told our friends about them, heard about them in a Kelly Clarkson song and of course...OUR mothers have warned us about them. One of our mother's actually coined the phrase:
"Everyone you are meeeting are pigs. They want multiple girls. Did you see the MSN homepage how everyone young now is a narcissist? Everyone told them their whole lives that they are so uber important, and we are all a speck of dust on the biggest beach in the universe. You will find a boy at some point, and if you don't, its not YOU, its the nambie pambies we have raised that think they are all that. Enough said. Men can be such babies. Enjoy your life, but make your free time stress free. No need to tend to these babymen."
(Thanks Momma Lichtman)
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